Vampire Witch & Ghost Wolf

find comfort in the little things (#8)

ghost wolf: ugh i feel almost constant existential dread vampire witch: why? you're a ghost. you're already dead ghost wolf: but what comes AFTER the afterlife? or am i doomed to wander for all eternity? does it even matter?? or is it all just an endless, meaningless void??
vampire witch: listen, i have an idea. let's find some kids, steal their souls, hide them in tiny glass bottles, and toss them into the ocean. Ghost Wolf doesn't answer. He looks at vampire witch. Vampire witch: self care is important

beverage time (#7)

ghost wolf: One eight-ounce decaf oat milk latte please vampire witch: and one glass of children's tears barrista: um, we don't serve children's tears
VW: boop! you're a newt. (she turns the barista into a newt) ghost wolf: What about my latte? Vampire witch: That ship has sailed. Come on. Let's go make some children cry.

lunch (#6)

gw: whatcha cookin? smells kind of fruity and fishy vw: it's ceviche
gw: I thought ceviche was supposed to be raw. Is that a human hand? vw: well, it's like MY take on ceviche

parties (#5)

GW: Did you get the invite to Ron's party? VW: Bad news. I turned Ron into a newt. GW: Aw, I was really looking forward to that party VW: Maybe this will cheer you up
GW: What is it? VW: An invite to MY party. It's at Ron's house.

empathy (#4)

ghost wolf: wolves are actually gentle and sensitive creatures vampire witch: so are vampire witches ghost wolf: you just turned our entire yoga class into newts. Vampire Witch: wretches! they totally deserved it.
Vampire Witch: I'm an empath.

valentine's day (#3)

vampire witch: I wrote a poem for you. ghost wolf waits patiently to hear what it will be. vampire witch: roses are red, corpses are blue, if you don't refrigerate the eyeballs they turn into goo
vampire witch: it's a poem AND a helpful reminder.

story time (#2)

ghost wolf: ...the most absolutely exquisite biryani. tasting it, i was like suddenly aware of the infinite wonder of-- man: Hey! put your dog on a leash! Park rules! Vampire Witch: Boop! You're a newt.
The man has become a newt. His dog looks at him uncertainly. ghost wolf: uh vampire witch: forget him. tell me more about the biryani The man, now a newt, is eaten by the dog

beauty and hygiene (#1)

panel one: ghost wolf: "I thought witches had big noses." vampire witch: "I'm only half-witch. I have my father's face" Panel two: Vampire Witch: "literally" She holds up her father's face.
Panel three: Vampire Witch: "I use it in the bath as a scrub." Panel four: Ghost Wolf: "You DO have nice skin." Vampire Witch: "I keep my BEST skin in the freezer."

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